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A day in the life
From ‘The Bitter Investment Banker’

6:15. Alarm goes off. I’ve told myself I’m going to start working out in the mornings. All those late night M&Ms sweets. A quick calculation , two hours and fifteen minutes of sleep. Not too shabby. Only five or six coffees required to get myself out of bed. That beeping noise; there must be a bunch of sound technicians tinkering away in a room trying to find the perfect frequency to completely crush my soul.

8:20 ****. That infernal Pavlovian pushing of the snooze button. Ten minutes until I’ve got to be at a pitch. Can’t remember what it’s about though, stayed up until four in the morning cranking it out.